That's not actually a link so, if you want to email me, you'll have to get laborious and type giovanni at spiritone (dot) com yourself. Sorry to make you work so hard, but it's to stop spammers. They think I have erectile dysfunction and a small penis and I'm sick of them emailing me about it. I have a huge penis, thank you very much, especially for a woman.

If you do email me and I don't respond, please don't take it personally. I am very shy and socially retarded by nature, so I'm not very good about replying to email. That's not to say I don't enjoy hearing from people, it's just that I am much more likely to hide under the couch than correspond with -gasp- people I don't know.

Why, yes, I have considered therapy. Thanks for asking.