Zola is the world's greatest cat! Her accomplishments began when she went to Harvard University and received her medical degree in only two weeks. That's right, in just 14 days she completed the course of study and graduated at the very top of her class.

After receiving her degree, Zola got the itch to travel and joined the merchant marines. When the ship's captain retired, Zola was promoted to captain due to her sailing prowess. While most of the crew thought this was great, there were a few who didn't like having a cat at the helm and attempted a mutiny. Zola and her crew rallied together, though, and kept the ship from being taken over. After that, everyone settled into having a kitty captain and it was smooth sailing.

While Zola traveled the world, she picked up the skill of alligator wrestling. She never explained how she acquired the skill, but she's known as one of the best 'gator wrestlers in the world. This lead the U.S. Olympic Alligator Wrestling Team to ask her to be their coach and pass her skill on to the Olympic bound 'gator wrestlers. She took the job and had a great time teaching her techniques and secrets. As a result, the U.S. won the gold! Zola was asked to stay on as coach, but she felt it was time to move on.

Zola is now doing activist work to fight against the threat of making catnip illegal. Calling on her medical degree, Zola's done studies that show catnip is very beneficial for cats and non-addictive. Zola enjoys a wiff of catnip in the evening, which provides hours of enjoyment. If it weren't for catnip, those hours might be spent sleeping and letting life pass by. Zola is very picky about her catnip, though, and only likes Cosmic Catnip, especially the scratchers. Zola also highly recommends Nutro cat food, since they don't use meat by-products or artificial colours or dyes in their food.

That's been Zola's life so far, but be sure to check back to see what else Zola's been up to. You can also visit Zola's housemate and nemesis, the evil Simonster.

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