May 02, 2005   Just for the record, I'm going to get a big stick and any man who infringes on my personal safety or freedom will be viciously thumped on the head with said stick. Consider yourselves warned.

This message inspired by the uber scary man who growled at and tried to follow me to my car an hour ago when I tried to go to the store. It's times like these when I wish I had a gun. Not so that I could shoot him, but just scare the crap out of him. Somehow I think his attitude would have been a bit different had I whipped out an AK47 rather than my keys. "Freeze, sucker, I've got house keys and I'm not afraid to use them" just doesn't have the same effect as, say, an automatic assault weapon.

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