monster

there's a monster in our house
if you drop her she don't bounce
and she's never caught a mouse
'cuz she's too fat to even pounce

oh no, monster! oh no, monster!
oh no, oh no, oh no Giant Simonster

there's a monster on the run
egads, look at those great big buns
it's a bowling ball with legs
and it's dumber than a peg

oh no, monster! oh no, monster!
oh no, oh no, oh no Giant Simonster

gosh, would you look at that thing
and i thought dinosaurs were extinct